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Was honored to perform at this year’s @mediaaccessawards ! The show premieres at 9 pm PT on December 3 on KCET and at 8 pm PT on December 15 on PBS SoCal. Will also stream on those websites and the PBS app! It’s an amazing show and awesome to be a part of the first ever network TV show entirely centered around individuals with disabilities. Tune in! 📸 @gettyentertainment
2 weeks ago


A few things 1) Santa definitely looks drunk 2) Someone buy me those jeans again please 3) How am I the only one to have it together here?
2 weeks ago


Great seeing these boys at @aew Full Gear. Lot of talent in this photo and Jonny’s here too!
3 weeks ago


I clean up nicely when I need to. I was honored to perform at this year’s Media Access Awards which will air on December 3 on PBS. Check it out if you like handsome dinosaurs like myself.
4 weeks ago


This weekend I’ll be back in Calgary for the first time in 4 years! Will my nipples be erected because it’s cold or I’m excited? Come to a show to find out! Tickets available on my website.
2 months ago


Oh, someone made a cripple threat joke (no big deal - parallel thinking is real and not joke theft). When it was pointed out to her that I’ve been doing it, she claimed I stole her 2021 joke, and when corrected, deleted the comment. I’ll always support a person with a disability, but if you accuse me of stealing my own joke that predates yours by at least 15 years, I’ll push your ass down the up escalator. Love somebody today. Be humble, and as was decreed in front of millions of people in 2019, don’t mess with the Cripple Threat. #fyp #cripplethreat #agt #a11y
2 months ago


New Dad with some New Dad Tips! See me on tour! Corning, CA this weekend, then Portland, Calgary, Dubuque, Michigan, and Dallas! #dad #dadlife #fyp #comedy
2 months ago


This is going to be a great time! Come on up to Corning, CA! Tickets available on my website which is linked on my profile (or send me a DM and I’ll send you the link). I like doing casino shows. I’m never tempted to gamble. Last time I gambled, they took my thumbs.
3 months ago