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![I was sent one of the coolest gifts I’ve ever received. Check this out! Thanks again to @dripsycards for this ridiculously awesome gift.](https://www.cripplethreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/451742005_491732989905232_4858851660827252830_n.jpg)
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I was sent one of the coolest gifts I’ve ever received. Check this out! Thanks again to @dripsycards for this ridiculously awesome gift.
1 week ago
![Next Sunday in Kansas City! One night only! Let’s do this. Bring me BBQ or condolences from watching the Cubs get beaten by the Royals the night before. Side note, I’m also wildly proud that I figured out how to edit in text on this, to give you a clue how bad my editing skills are. #comedy #kansascity #royals #cubs #standup #fyp](https://www.cripplethreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/451760951_375010988589068_6008661110361001075_n.jpg)
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Next Sunday in Kansas City! One night only! Let’s do this. Bring me BBQ or condolences from watching the Cubs get beaten by the Royals the night before. Side note, I’m also wildly proud that I figured out how to edit in text on this, to give you a clue how bad my editing skills are. #comedy #kansascity #royals #cubs #standup #fyp
1 week ago
![I’ll chase as many damn waterfalls as I want.](https://www.cripplethreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/451794905_18446341414056453_8103626718096818271_n.jpg)
![Give peace a chance they said. Well I tried it. Didn’t work.](https://www.cripplethreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/451549138_18445905244056453_7077391392815088986_n.jpg)
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Give peace a chance they said. Well I tried it. Didn’t work.
2 weeks ago
![Some middle America adventure stuff. I miss seeing this wildness. You don’t get it in California like this. Also a cute picture of my son helping push the cart because he knows daddy’s arms need the help. Come see a show! Tickets on my website.](https://scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t39.30808-6/450845268_18445163056056453_6613955518918532597_n.jpg?_nc_cat=105&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=B0NXzAoHZiQQ7kNvgG0pUCy&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com&edm=ANo9K5cEAAAA&oh=00_AYB8rcFI8e9IrnAd3AaT1qo0bVOnLENNo25_5VqIeZHn-Q&oe=66AA9A7A)
![Some middle America adventure stuff. I miss seeing this wildness. You don’t get it in California like this. Also a cute picture of my son helping push the cart because he knows daddy’s arms need the help. Come see a show! Tickets on my website.](https://scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t39.30808-6/450891361_18445163104056453_2200560383126662389_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=d7lBlOCxL_wQ7kNvgFRUxkb&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com&edm=ANo9K5cEAAAA&oh=00_AYCAMy2jWycAkAOAPZT-8u9Gi7RWUiU1jvIwvzF0Bs3Ymw&oe=66AAAE7B)
![Some middle America adventure stuff. I miss seeing this wildness. You don’t get it in California like this. Also a cute picture of my son helping push the cart because he knows daddy’s arms need the help. Come see a show! Tickets on my website.](https://scontent-lax3-2.cdninstagram.com/v/t39.30808-6/450900687_18445163128056453_549200148983523313_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=XJvf1dJo51IQ7kNvgELpgQC&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.cdninstagram.com&edm=ANo9K5cEAAAA&oh=00_AYCnSVu82ZTzkMxAaxLrSxQUI-I7xUU81mJ5GfnfHmvUHg&oe=66AABD96)
![Some middle America adventure stuff. I miss seeing this wildness. You don’t get it in California like this. Also a cute picture of my son helping push the cart because he knows daddy’s arms need the help. Come see a show! Tickets on my website.](https://scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com/v/t39.30808-6/451022035_18445163113056453_4552675614942441743_n.jpg?_nc_cat=110&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=ZT4yw7vwho8Q7kNvgF3-KZM&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.cdninstagram.com&edm=ANo9K5cEAAAA&oh=00_AYDnXGw_X6pf889EdArgSDVmJjKk2mC6Xvbg8yIiv_h1HA&oe=66AABA36)
![Some middle America adventure stuff. I miss seeing this wildness. You don’t get it in California like this. Also a cute picture of my son helping push the cart because he knows daddy’s arms need the help. Come see a show! Tickets on my website.](https://scontent-lax3-2.cdninstagram.com/v/t39.30808-6/450902120_18445163131056453_4693207145093174383_n.jpg?_nc_cat=103&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=18de74&_nc_ohc=s78xyrUwjLsQ7kNvgEp9BfM&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-2.cdninstagram.com&edm=ANo9K5cEAAAA&oh=00_AYBwWmrTTISpFxfBz7b5KXu8haKq3ZuuMTqTQ8acTS3yLA&oe=66AAAFA8)
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Some middle America adventure stuff. I miss seeing this wildness. You don’t get it in California like this. Also a cute picture of my son helping push the cart because he knows daddy’s arms need the help. Come see a show! Tickets on my website.
2 weeks ago
![Putting one of these in me and then jumping Springfield Gorge](https://www.cripplethreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/450308396_18444546913056453_6549534757079675226_n.jpg)
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Putting one of these in me and then jumping Springfield Gorge
3 weeks ago
![At the Cubs game. It’s never too early to get my boy used to disappointment.](https://www.cripplethreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/450309212_18444390100056453_8340482606079372375_n.jpg)
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At the Cubs game. It’s never too early to get my boy used to disappointment.
3 weeks ago
![Friend: Oh, you probably need some time to focus before your show. I’ll leave you be. ***Me before the show***](https://www.cripplethreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/449637440_492416209900438_196236336485418079_n.jpg)
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Friend: Oh, you probably need some time to focus before your show. I’ll leave you be. ***Me before the show***
4 weeks ago